Monday, December 5, 2011

Real Life Superhero Of The Day - Phoenix Jones


Location: Seattle, WA

Special power: Martial arts background

Sidekicks: The Red Dragon and Buster Double (two more members of the Rain City Superhero Movement)

Weapons: Mace, tear gas, tazer nightstick -- and ‘The Suit’.

Costume rating: 8/10

Worst injury: A broken nose. If he didn’t have bullet proof clothing then severe stab wounds.

2 comments:

M. D. Jackson said...

I'm sorry, but jones is a total poser. Real superheroes don't film themselves fighting crime and post them on youtube. Real superheroes are like a shadow in the night. They shun publicity. They do what they do because they are driven to do it and they don't seek praise or profit for it.

What's that you say? Tony Stark?

Well, all I have to say about Tony Stark is... The thing about Tony Stark...

...Aw, shut up!

Donn Christianson said...

This guy is a total clown who lacks any training in how to handle the situations into which he inserts himself.

He will either end up getting hurt or killed one day (that will not make him a hero but a fool who came to a tragic end), or end up in mail for his indiscriminate use of force (pepper spray).

Period.