Friday, December 9, 2011

This Is Why You Never Mess With Your Penis


What's done is done. It's all genetics. Be happy with what you have been given and work it like you are getting double time. However at no time should you dress it up in costumes or let a woman get near it with a needle. (I apologize for working so BLUE this evening. Tumblr is taking me in some weird directions.)

Kasia Rivera, a 34-year-old New Jersey woman, was charged with manslaughter in the death of 22-year-old Justin Street. Rivera allegedly injected Street with silicone to enhance his penis, which resulted in a fatal blood clot.

4 comments:

Kyna said...

Sub-par penis is definitely better than a fatal blood clot. O_O

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Dead men no longer have any good tales to tell or lies to make up.

Surge said...

wow.. lol

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

HEY, you are still ALIVE? Haven't seen you on here in forever. Welcome back.